Supporting Newcastle United is like being a Brexiteer, in that we know what we want…
We have bought our tickets. Dressed in our colours.
Voted (with our feet and money) and are committed to our team. Gone to games home and away.
All based on the pre-season bravado statements with the club saying all is changing for the good.
That we are moving forward.
That our new manager will promote attacking football and the hierarchy endorse this new direction of travel.
Well folks, surprise surprise.
What has been served up is indeed not the same old rubbish.
Oh no, we have now instead found a completely new offering of trash – look at the league table, it does not lie – but even more revealing, just look at our performances .
According to Steve Bruce we were robbed of a result at Chelsea because the officials missed a foul.
Get real – was he watching the same game as everyone else? We were shocking and with possession at some 28%, even when we got the ball we were about as exciting as spent fart.
No skill, no flair, no flamboyance, no speed, no cohesion , and certainly no attacking plan, with an average of less than 30% possession you need all of these accessories in your armoury to be able to counter-attack effectively but we appear to have none.
Having said all that, I do feel sorry for Miguel Almiron, who tried his heart out playing to Steve Bruce’s plan.
However, saddled with a playing partner who at £40m is only possibly equal to the now departed Joselu, gives you an idea of the scale of his problems. Joelinton is slow to think, act and move, with a ponderous first touch just awful to watch, in fact woeful to watch.
Also, why on earth are we playing Andy Carroll who is slower than a snail and whose only skill is to head the ball? Which is great if you have support players and a plan to put pinpoint crosses into the penalty area – we have neither sadly and his substitution for Almiron cost us a point.
Unfortunately, it has to be said that Newcastle United are the most boring team in the Premier League.
The football dross played out before us is inept in its perception and execution, with maybe half of the Newcastle United squad way below Premier League standard – sadly, I also include our manager.
Hidden amongst this football morass we do have some jewels – the Longstaff boys, Almiron, Saint-Maximin, Dummet and Dubravka, to name but a few. However, our future depends on these gems being used in a more enterprising and entertaining way, let’s all hope it happens soon.
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